A MUM-OF-THREE has joked that thanks to some “invisible breast lifting stickers”, she went from “Daisy the cow to Pamela Anderson” in minutes.
Laura Mazza, 33, from Melbourne, has done a hilarious review of the bunny-shaped product which aims to give boobs a lift – and said while they worked at first, the night ended in disaster.
She explained on Facebook: “I felt convinced that t*t rabbits would lift my three children breastfeeding boobs that now resemble tennis balls in old socks, so I purchased.
“I got the delivery and peeled off the protective layer and lift up my meatless lost dreams of hope (my boobs) and apply the t*t bunnies to both. They seemed to work.”
However, Laura found herself in a tricky situation when one bunny sticker fell off during the night leaving her with uneven boobs.
She said: “[But] an hour into my outing, at a very busy venue, wearing a very low cut top sporting two pushed up cat flaps... I began to feel loose.
“Looking like I had a stroke, with one perfect looking shoulder boulder and the other looking like a bacon hanger, I tried to press it back onto my chest to reapply it but wouldn't you know, the sticker decided not to be sticky.
I felt convinced that t*t rabbits would lift my three children breastfeeding boobs that now resemble tennis balls in old socks, so I purchased.
“I went to the bathroom where I decided I was going to take them off so I wasn't so noticeably uneven, and let my nipple holsters just hang like a couple of monkeys off a tree... except, the left one didn't want to budge.”
She said she was in a very busy toilet cubicle trying to rip the stickers off and felt like her left nipple wanted to “peel off with it.”
Laura added: “It sounded like I was giving birth as I felt all the hair I'd ever had on my chest... was being ripped from my skin.”
She said: “[But] after about 200 strangers entering the bathroom and taking turns, trying to squeeze my boob like a hamburger into these breast bunnies and lift them up like they were dead lifters, I was sticky taped like a mummy and sent on my way.”
She revealed: “I exploded out and the stickiness on both boob bunnies released... like a rubber band pretty much flinging the driver in the face.
Unsurprisingly, her funny post has garnered a lot of attention online, and many people praised her honest review.
One said: “Thank you for saving me money! Your description of your experience should be posted on their silly Facebook ad.”
Another added: “That was hilariously written! I am sorry for your mishap, but just visualising it was too funny.”
And one wrote: “I am dying and my children think I am crazy sitting by myself laughing so hard. Thank you for the laugh! Glad someone else tried them before I did.”
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